The Sheath Cleaning Song :)

I stumbled across this during one of my many hours of 'research' online. It's pretty good! 

The Sheath Cleaning Song 
(Sung to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father", the novelty song by Allan Sherman)

How's it hangin'? 
So much cleaner. 
Aren't you glad I 
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's 
kinda creepy 
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky. 
It was gunky. 
It felt icky. 
It smelled funky. 
It was cruddy, 
it was crusty-- 
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an 
hour of toilin' 
and of squirtin' 
baby oil in, 
you're as fresh there
as a daisy. 
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!

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